Write a query in an hour: five easy steps

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If you’re joining us for the first time, welcome! Let’s bring you up to speed before I say my final farewells (well…about this querying series, at least):

1. We used our query template to generate the bones of our query. Yeah…it was rough, but it only took 30 seconds!

2. We added details that revealed our character’s arc, enhanced the conflict, and escalated the stakes. Perhaps that one took about fifteen minutes.

3. We punch-ified our verbs, making our query more active and revealing character. That took a bit longer–maybe twenty minutes.

4. We jazzed up the voice in our query. Excluding the countless hours we spent on youtube nailing the voice, that might’ve taken fifteen minutes.

5. We hook’d up our query–giving a first line so tantalizing, it would have lured a zombie from a coroner’s office.

Yeah! We’re done!!!!!

Okay, so we’re not. (You knew that was coming, didn’t you?)

There’s one more step.

The most important step of all.

The one step that will probably refine, polish, and spiff-ify your query more than any of the other steps…

Ready?

Receiving feedback. Yup, nothing’s more important than that. Luckily for you and me, there’s plenty of communities dedicated to query writing.

And guess what…

They’re absolutely freeeeeeeee. (Some of them, anyway).

Query Critique Resources

1. Querytracker. You may have heard that QT is the bomb-diggity for locating agents and tracking query statistics, but they also have a totally awesome forum where you can post your query for review. All they ask in return is that you return the Karma and critique other would-be authors.

2. Agentqueryconnect.com. Much like query tracker, this AQC offers a forum-style feedback system where users are encouraged to karma-ize. The advantage of AQC is that it’s free!

3. Write-on-con. So, this is pretty awesome. Like #1 and #2, you post your query in a forum and fellow members take turns critiquing one another. However, there’s one major advantage–agents also peruse the forums. Say what?!?!?! Unfortunately, this only happens once a year (in August), so if it aint August, you aint getting critiqued!

4. Scribophile. Scribophile has taken the karma system and created an economy out of it. When users sign up, they can post whatever they want in an easy-to-use, non-forum format. When you critique a work, you earn “karma points” that allows you to post your own stuff. The more you critique, the more you can post. Although not specifically devoted to queries, scribophile is awesome for gathering feedback from fellow authors. And it’s free! (Although, the free service is limited, so I’d recommend the paid version).

5. Evil editor. If you’re open to a public flogging, Evil Editor is awesome. Here’s how it works: you email the evil editor and she posts your query on her website, then subsequently injects snide remarks about your query. Other followers of EE also comment on the blog, which is another source of awesome feedback. But you need to have thick skin for this one–she won’t be nice 🙂

6. Query Shark. Another public flogging website. Are you man enough?

As you can see, there’s lots of resources available. The only problem I’ve had is keeping versions updated across websites! Sooooo many time’s I’ve received a critique of a very dated version of a query on one website while I had the most recent version posted on another. So make sure you’re keeping up!

And….just to demonstrate the value of such services, I’ve decided to post my most recent version of my fake query:

Tiny Tommy, they call him. He’s closer to a cat’s size than a goat. He’s the youngest of three goat brothers. And the smallest. And the weakest. It seems maturity happened to them, but not him. He’s about the same size he was in junior high. Anyway. Somehow, for some crazy reason, he stumbled upon a girl who’d marry him. Now he’s a daddy. It’s pretty cool. The kid’s super cute and all.

But then Bibledy-Basty McFladigan had to come along and incinerate their meadow. Yeah, what a jerk. It was kind of not cool. Okay, so really not cool because now his family and village might starve. And die. Lame.

But there’s another meadow. Okay, so it’s pretty far away, and you have to cross mountains and snake-filled rivers and barren landscapes. Oh, and his brother’s refuse to help. But it’s gotta be done, so Tommy inspires his older brothers and his village to follow him. Just as they scale the bridge, Bibbledy-Basty arrives with Tommy’s wife, bound and gagged. Totally not cool. So now, Tommy may have to forfeit the green meadows. Oh, and his wife. Or else he’s going to have to fight that big, rather terrifying, creepy, green-tinted troll dude to the death.

Tough choice

Special thanks to the following for contributing to polishing my fake query:

[This will be updated after I receive feedback]

Queries playing hooky: how to tantalize your reader

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Our query’s turning into quite the beauty, eh? (With a lot of help from my foxy wife in the image above). Now it’s time for the last step (er…kinda): writing the hook!

What is a hook?

Hook. /hoÍťok/ Noun. The first sentence(s) of a query that is intended to lure the reader into the remainder of the query.

 

Got it? Let’s look at our first sentence from where we left off:

Tommy’s the youngest of three brothers.

Meh. Not that interesting. What this query needs is a hook. The idea behind a hook is to intrigue the reader, to entice, to lure, and to seduce them into reading more. 1. Hooks–what not to do?

Remember, back in the day, there were those stupid advertisements that began with, “SEX! Now that we have your attention, let’s talk about car insurance!”

Yeah. Don’t do that. I’ve seen queries that began with, “Stacy isn’t your typical princess. In fact, she’s not a princess at all.” Then the query talks about how Stacy is a divorced housewife struggling to make ends meet. What I thought was a fairy re-telling turned into a contemporary. See how misleading it is to start with such a deceptive hook?

In other words, don’t lie with your hook.

2. Hooks–what do you do?

Hooks should give some insight into what your book will be about. Even better if they can

(a) tell us something unique about your MC,

(b) tell us something about the conflict, or

(c) tell us something unique about your premise.

Examples of successful hooks

Check out Stefanie Gaither’s query for Falls the Shadows

When Cate Benson was twelve, her sister died. Two hours after the funeral, they picked up Violet’s replacement, and the family made it home in time for dinner and a game of cards.

Holy friggin’ cow! Is that not an awesome hook? Doesn’t that make you want to read more? This one lures the reader with (c)–the book’s unique premise.

 

Check out Kathryn Craft’s hook for THE ART OF FALLING:

She had the talent, she had the drive, and she had the opportunity. Only one thing stood between Penelope Sparrow and the dance career of her dreams: her imperfect body.

 

Nice! This one does (b)–tells us something about the conflict.

Finally, let’s look at Livia Blackburne’s hook for MIDNIGHT THIEF

To Kyra, high walls and locked doors are not obstacles, but invitations

 

Ohhhhh yeah. This one lures the reader in with (a) character.

Hooking my fake query

I’m just going to totally brainstorm and come up with at least ten different hooks:

1. It’s a tough life for a goat.

2. Goats are good at grazing, not brawling!

3. Tommy the goat never expected to face a troll.

4. Standing tall was never Tommy’s forte.

5. Tommy may be the only adult goat who hasn’t grown his horns.

6. Tommy never thought he’d face fires, starvation, and a sadistic troll.

7. Don’t mess with a goat’s kid.

8. Trolls are a nasty business. Well, at least if you’re a goat.

9. Despite standing closest to the ground, Tommy tends to graze the grass last.

10. Tiny Tommy, they call him. He’s closer to a cat’s size than a goat.

Which do you like? I think I favor #10–it gives a sense of character and leads right into the next paragraph.

With that, here’s our new query:

Tiny Tommy, they call him. He’s closer to a cat’s size than a goat. He’s the youngest of three goat brothers. And the smallest. And the weakest. It seems maturity happened to them, but not him. He’s about the same size he was in junior high. Anyway. Somehow, for some crazy reason, he stumbled upon a girl who’d marry him. Now he’s a daddy. It’s pretty cool. The kid’s super cute and all.

But then Bibledy-Basty McFladigan had to come along and incinerate their meadow. Yeah, what a jerk. It was kind of not cool. Okay, so really not cool because now his family and village might starve. And die. Lame.

But there’s another meadow. Okay, so it’s pretty far away, and you have to cross mountains and snake-filled rivers and barren landscapes. Oh, and his brother’s refuse to help. But it’s gotta be done, so Tommy inspires his older brothers and his village to follow him. Just as they scale the bridge, Bibbledy-Basty arrives with Tommy’s wife, bound and gagged. Totally not cool. So now, Tommy may have to forfeit the green meadows. Oh, and his wife. Or else he’s going to have to fight that big, rather terrifying, creepy, green-tinted troll dude to the death.

Tough choice

 

Cool? Good. Now, there’s just one more thing to cover before we call it quits. See you next time!

How to inject voice into a query letter

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Alright, friends. It’s time. We’re going to Ray Charles-ify our query–give it some voice, give it some pizzazz, give it some personality. What I don’t mean is to turn it into first-person–that’s a big no-no. But we’re going to transport our main character’s voice from the novel into the query. Now, I’m going to assume that whatever voice you use in your novel, you will use in your query. Using a Schwarzenegger-like voice in a query while you’ve got a Ben Stein-like voice in your novel–that’s kinda like false advertising, dude.

I’m not going to talk about how to do it here. I have already talked about it and so has Elana Johnson. Instead, I’m going to talk about my query (well…er…query for a book I haven’t written, and don’t intend to write).

So let’s continue with the query we started. Remember Tommy? What do we know about him? He’s a runt who’s more meek than scrappy. Let’s think about some film-star we know who’s like that. The first person that comes to mind is Marshal Flinkman from Alias. Let’s watch a video!

Got the voice yet? Can you feel yourself becoming Marshal Flinkman? Cuz that’s our Tommy right there.

On first pass, I’m going to go totally overboard with his voice, then I’ll tone it back a bit.

Tommy’s kinda sorta the youngest of three brothers. Well, maybe not kinda sorta. Cuz, well, cuz he is the youngest. But it seems maturity happened to them, b-but not him. He’s, well, he’s still the same size he was in junior high. Hasn’t grown an inch. Anyway. Somehow, for some crazy reason, he stumbled upon a girl who’d marry him. Now he’s a daddy. It’s pretty cool. The kid’s super cute and all.

But then Bibledy-Basty McFladigan had to come along and incinerate their meadow. Yeah, what a jerk. It was kind of not cool. Okay, so really not cool because now his family and village might starve. And die. Yeah, it sucks.

But there’s a new meadow. Okay, so it’s pretty far away, and you have to cross mountains and snake-filled rivers and barren landscapes. Oh, and his brother’s refuse to help. But it’s gotta be done, so Tommy inspires his older brothers and his village to follow him. And just as they scale the bridge, Bibbledy-Basty arrives with Tommy’s wife bound and gagged. Totally not cool. So now, Tommy must forfeit the green meadows. Oh, and his wife. Or else he’s going to have to fight that big, rather terrifying, creepy, green-tinted troll dude to the death.

Tough choice.

Tommy the goat, played by Marshal Flinkman

 

Nice! That there gives a lot of insight into Tommy’s personality (and a good preview for the book). Now, I’m going to tone it back a bit. And here’s our query!

Tommy’s the youngest of three brothers. And the smallest. And the weakest. It seems maturity happened to them, but not him. He’s about the same size he was in junior high. Anyway. Somehow, for some crazy reason, he stumbled upon a girl who’d marry him. Now he’s a daddy. It’s pretty cool. The kid’s super cute and all.

But then Bibledy-Basty McFladigan had to come along and incinerate their meadow. Yeah, what a jerk. It was kind of not cool. Okay, so really not cool because now his family and village might starve. And die. Lame.

But there’s another meadow. Okay, so it’s pretty far away, and you have to cross mountains and snake-filled rivers and barren landscapes. Oh, and his brother’s refuse to help. But it’s gotta be done, so Tommy inspires his older brothers and his village to follow him. Just as they scale the bridge, Bibbledy-Basty arrives with Tommy’s wife, bound and gagged. Totally not cool. So now, Tommy may have to forfeit the green meadows. Oh, and his wife. Or else he’s going to have to fight that big, rather terrifying, creepy, green-tinted troll dude to the death.

Tough choice.

 

After doing this, we may have to revisit the post on punchifying our verbs, but that’s okay.

Now you’re turn! Go–spend countless hours on youtube pegging your character and run with it!

Injecting voice into fiction

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I had to interrupt my series on query writing, just for one post. And lemme just take a break from talking ’bout writing for a few minutes. Everyone grab your chair, turn up the background saxa-ma-phone music, rest your feet on the ottoman, and close your eyes. (Okay….so maybe keep them open so you can read). I’m gonna tell a little story.

About six years ago, I began voice lessons with the lovely Tara B. I was singing Endless Nigh from The Lion King. And that baby goes high, much higher than my baritone/bass voice wants to go. Each attempt, my vocal cords protested with a squeal and a crack, like a car crashing into a glass factory.

Over and over and over and over.

Squeal. Crack. Squeal. Crack.

I was-a getting frustrated, that’s fer shure. Finally, Tara B says, “Alright Dustin. For just one minute, forget about technique. Forget about pitch. Forget about breath support and soft pallets and hard pallets. Forget it all.”

“Deal.”

I try again.

Epic failure.

“No, Dustin. You’re not forgetting. Just…forget.”

Squeal crack, crash and burn.

Finally, she said, “Alright, stop.” She handed me a pair of sunglasses, a black jacket, and a bow tie. “Put these on.”

I complied.

“Alright,” she said. “You’re not Dustin Fife.”

“Done.”

“You’re Ray Charles.”

I raised an eyebrow.

She started snapping her fingers, closing her eyes, swaying with the music. She sang–and beautifully–a sound so sweet it woulda made the hulk weep.

“Now you try,” she says.

I started snapping my fingers. I closed my eyes, feeling the music pulse through my blood–soft and soothing like climbing into a warm bed on a cold night. I swayed with the beat, allowing my shoulders to relax.

And I sang. “You promised you’d be there, whenever I needed you, whenever I call your name.”

I soared right past the high parts as if I’d never struggled. Dustin Fife struggled with that part.

But not Ray Charles.

Likewise, there comes a time when we’re writing when we need to drop the rules–forget about fragments, forget about pernicious adverbs, forget about sentence cadence, showing not telling, word repetition, balancing description, injecting characterization, try/fails, and Deus ex Machine.

We come to a point where we need to don a costume and let the character speak.

Let’s have a look at the opening lines of The Book Thief

First the colors.

Then the humans.

That’s usually how I see things.

Or at least, how I try.

***Here is a small fact*** You are going to die.

I am in all truthfulness attempting to be cheerful about this whole topic, though most people find themselves hindered in believing me, no matter my protestations. Please, trust me. I most definitely can be cheerful. I can be amiable. Agreeable. Affable. And that’s only the A’s. Just don’t ask me to be nice. Nice has nothing to do with me.

***Reaction to the aforementioned fact***

Does this worry you? I urge you—don’t be afraid. I’m nothing if not fair.

The Book Thief

Fragments fill the text, crazy formatting, overuse of adjectives, blah blah freaking blah.

But it works. That narration has voice–it has personality. You feel as if Death (the narrator) is having a conversation with you–a conversation that invites you inside the book for tea and freshly baked cookies.

Sometimes you just gotta let go.

Sometimes you gotta let the character do the talking, not the writer.

So let’s play with this a bit. Suppose we’re trying to inject some voice into this simple paragraph

I entered the store and bought a milkshake. It was the only thing my six week pregnant wife wanted. Upon checking out, a man entered carrying a gun. He demanded all the cash in the drawer then swiped my milkshake.

Completely devoid of personality. Now let’s try playing with the narration, using several different characters’ voices.

First, let’s don our wacky bright-colored clothes, tangle our long hair, and become a male version of Luna Lovegood (the movie version).

Hmm. Another day, another craving from the misses. Very well. I supposed it has been some time since I studied the oak leafs and dandelions. Ah yes, this might be quite an adventure. After a pleasant stroll filled with the scent of daffodils, freshly baked bread, and nardgrass, I arrived at the quaint little gas station on the corner of main and price…[probably more details here]…Huh. That man had a gun. Interesting. He didn’t seem the threatening sort. But you never could tell, these days. The man swiped my milkshake. How rude. Oh well. Perhaps the man needed it more than I.

Now let’s sport a different costume: dark sunglasses, military boots, and a gun in our back pocket and become an angry Sylvester Stallone-like character (then again, aren’t all his characters angry?)

The misses is pissed. Again. The misses has a craving. Again. Fine. Go to the store, get a milkshake, home in ten. Got it. Anything else, dear? So I pay the cashier and some jerk comes in holding a gun. He demands my milkshake. Really man? Truth is, I’d rather be shot than return and face the wife’s empty craving, know what I mean?

And just for fun, let’s do a snarky teenager (dressed as a man with a pregnant wife)

“Go to the store,” she says. “Get me a milkshake,” she says. “Be back in five,” she says. “I’m growin’ a liver,” she says. “What are you growing?” Tired of your attitude, that’s what I’m growing! But whatever. So I’m buying the milkshake, and some jerk barges in like he owns the place…holding a freaking gun. Seriously? Could this day get any worse? Why yes–yes it can, cuz the dude totally stole my shake! The nerve.

Is it any wonder that, among agents, voice is the most talked about trait of a writer?

How do we do it?

Simple answer: I have no idea how you’ll do it. Everybody’s different. But I’ll share what I do.

First, I find a character from a movie that best fits the personality I’m trying to convey. Next, I watch that movie. Like a practiced impersonator, I study her or his mannerisms, accent, gait, word choice. Once I’ve pegged that character, I start playing conversations in my head.

And then I write.

What about you? How do you immerse yourself in your characters’ voices?

Query writing: Giving your verbs punch

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This query-mo-beel is taking shape. We’re cruising at mach 8 toward planet publication (ar at least its docking station–anchorage agent). We have already added details that increase the stakes, revealed something about the character arc, and deepened the obstacles. Oh yeah….feeling that Hugo nomination yet? Well, we’re still not done!

Now, we’re going to punch-ify our generic verbs. But first, let’s bolden (is that a word??) all the verbs in our query:

Tommy the goat is the youngest of three brothers. Long considered the “runt” of the family, it is a surprise he is the only brother who finds a woman who loves him. When his wife gives birth to a baby boy, he dreams of teaching him to trim his goatee. Yet when Bibbledy-Basty McFladigan, the neighborhood troll sets their meadow on fire, Tommy and his infant son’s very existence is threatened.

Driven to protect his son, Tommy must convince his older brothers and his village to cross the bridge that will lead them to another pasture. Yet his brothers refuse to embark on the two week journey across mountains, snake-filled rivers, and barren landscapes. As they prepare to cross, Bibbledy-Basty kidnaps Tommy’s wife and threatens her life. Either Tommy must forfeit the green meadows and his wife to the troll, or risk his family’s death to save his son from starvation.

Did I miss any?

Now that we’ve got them all highlighted, we’re gonna look to replace “generic” verbs with better ones. And to guide us, let’s consider three questions:

1. Is this verb “passive”?

2. Can I replace this verb with one that reveals character?

3. Can I replace a verb with one that is more precise in meaning?

Is this verb passive?

Let us break for a confession. I wasn’t an English major. (Did someone just gasp?) I studied psychology and statistics. Conventional rules of writing bore me. And the only one about passive voice I ran remember is this–if you can finish your sentence with “by zombies,” you have a sentence with passive voice. (Thanks, Writing Excuses!).

Example:

[Tommy’s]…very existence is threatened. […by zombies…found one!]

Let’s see if we can formulate this so it’s not passive:

Yet Bibbledy-Basty McFladigan, the neighborhood troll sets their meadow on fire, threatening Tommy and his infant son’s very existence.

Saweet. Now we’re talking (er…typing).

Can I replace this verb with one that reveals character?

Let’s find another illustrative sentence, shall we?

Tommy must convince his older brothers (original)

 

Let’s consider some replacements

Tommy demands his older brothers

Tommy commands his older brothers

Tommy begs his older brothers

Tommy persuades his older brothers

Tommy inspires his older brothers

So what sort of person is Tommy? We learned last time, that Tommy is the “runt” of the family. Is he a scrappy runt, or a meek one? Suppose, for the sake of our character arc, he’s a bit of a pansy. Yet at this point in the story, he’s beginning to change into who he’ll become. Maybe he gives a Braveheart-worthy speech (“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take…our meadow!!!”). So, inspires is probably the best verb here. (Though it may require us to modify the query a bit).

3. Can I replace a verb with one that is more precise in meaning?

Another example:

Tommy crossed the bridge (original)

Tommy climbed the bridge

Tommy scaled the bridge

Tommy strolled across the bridge

Tommy inched across the bridge

See how each sentence changes the meaning entirely? So what does Tommy do? Is it a hazardous bridge, filled with slippery moss-covered rocks, steep inclines, and deadly spiders–one that requires scaling? Or is it a gentle overpass above a babbling brook–one he can stroll across? Or perhaps dangers await beneath the shadows, so Tommy has to inch across.

After replacing passive verbs, swapping character-revealing terms, and exchanging meaning-packed words (look at me, using my own advice ;)), here’s our new query (and I’ve added footnotes to comment on how it changes the query–such an academiac’s approach):

As the youngest of three brothers, Tommy accepts1Using “accepts” shows his weakness here. jQuery("#footnote_plugin_tooltip_1").tooltip({ tip: "#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_1", tipClass: "footnote_tooltip", effect: "fade", fadeOutSpeed: 100, predelay: 400, position: "top right", relative: true, offset: [10, 10] }); his lot as the “runt” of the family. That is, until he stumbles2By using “stumbles,” I’m showing that he views it as a stroke of luck! jQuery("#footnote_plugin_tooltip_2").tooltip({ tip: "#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_2", tipClass: "footnote_tooltip", effect: "fade", fadeOutSpeed: 100, predelay: 400, position: "top right", relative: true, offset: [10, 10] }); upon a woman who falls for him. When his wife gives birth to a baby boy, he dreams of teaching him to trim his goatee. Yet when Bibbledy-Basty McFladigan, the neighborhood troll incinerates3replacing “sets on fire” with “incinerates,” I now clarify that their meadow is destroyed. jQuery("#footnote_plugin_tooltip_3").tooltip({ tip: "#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_3", tipClass: "footnote_tooltip", effect: "fade", fadeOutSpeed: 100, predelay: 400, position: "top right", relative: true, offset: [10, 10] }); their meadow, starvation threatens4Passive voice? Gone! jQuery("#footnote_plugin_tooltip_4").tooltip({ tip: "#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_4", tipClass: "footnote_tooltip", effect: "fade", fadeOutSpeed: 100, predelay: 400, position: "top right", relative: true, offset: [10, 10] }); Tommy’s family and village.

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Now, we’ve got a query with a lot more punch, a lot more characterization, and a lot more specificity. Happy writing!

Footnotes   [ + ]

1. ↑ Using “accepts” shows his weakness here. 2. ↑ By using “stumbles,” I’m showing that he views it as a stroke of luck! 3. ↑ replacing “sets on fire” with “incinerates,” I now clarify that their meadow is destroyed. 4. ↑ Passive voice? Gone! 5. ↑ Before he was “driven.” But remember, our little Tommy is a bit of a pansy. Now we show what motivates him 6. ↑ Here, I just clarified the stakes a bit
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