I’m not a sentimental man.
As a grown man, I’ve only sobbed twice, both times because of sentimentality. (And I mean, bawled, snot dripping from my nose, hiccuping with gasping breaths, falling to the ground and pounding the floor crying.)
But I realized there’s no such thing as sentimentality.
You with me?
Lemme tell you why.
But first, some background. Read more »
My patio swing has anthropomorphized. It watches me, taunts me, snarls at me, and smirks at me.
UUUUU-glee thing, right? Read more »
Meet Kevin and Toi Clawson
Salt and sugar of the earth.
After spending their life savings to jump-start a non-profit organization (Reach the Children), they got a phone call from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Sierra Leone had been closed to missionary work and Kevin and Toi were asked to reopen it as mission presidents. Read more »
Go ahead…look it up. “Removing tile is easy,” youtube says. “All you need is xxxx,” says wonderwoman’s blog. “It took me 13 seconds,” says some lying sack of broken ceramic.
Oh no.
Ooooooooh noooooooooo.
Wrong.
Removing tile is as easy as stealing statues from the bottom of the ocean without scuba gear. Read more »
July 23, 2015 Update: It’s fun going back over this post and reading it. At the time I wrote this post, I had no idea the direction I was going with my blog. I had these strange ambitions of having a DIY/writing/statistics blog. I’m glad I settled into story-telling! It’s very cathartic. But, I couldn’t just take this down. For historical interest, I had to leave this as is. This is where my “blogging revolution” began. Enjoy…
(end update).
You know what? I’m going to skip an introduction. You want to know why? Because that’s where I get stuck. I keep thinking, “hey, dude, you need to blog. Get started!” And then I’m like, “Okay. Yes. Blog. Got it. Ok, I know I want to blog about dungeon-raised pigeon hybrids, but how do I start….hmmmm, let’s see…”
And nothing happens. Read more »
